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5/6/2014 7:03:46 PM
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I believe I have found 'AssCreed Flawlower'
Having just finished Black Flag, which has a great, revealing, and forward-looking ending by the way, I'm eager for more Unity news. So spotting this 5 minute video with GAMEPLAY in the title, I just knew I was onto something.
Turns out, that 'something' was a fan akin to HaloFollower for horrific pronunciation and awkward phrasing. I just hope bailing halfway through keeps him from earning another view.
CRINGE! As he pronounces it 'Kotoka' and 'the river Sign'.
FACEPALM! When you realises just how absurdly drawly his accent is.
SIGH! With relief when he winds down with half a minute of an Ezio still as the same four screenshots he just spent five minutes drooling over replay in the boxlink for subscriptions instead of convincing you to join his pyromancer plots.
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AnusCredStalker here with some big news. Recent reports from the anomalous games developer from within 'Unisoft' have revealed a shocking new renovation. Desmond is actually Ezio's ancestor. Now I know this is hard to believe but hear me out. Remember when Ezio met Leonardo DiCaprio in reconnaissance Italy? Well it turns out that Leonardo actually invented the Animeus to time travel. DaCaprius travelled to the future to stop Desmond from being born but actually BECAME Desmond because there was a glitch in his envention. What does this mean for the future of Rectum's Religion? Well we can confirm that the hitmans organisation is actually Anonymous from the present day and the Illuminati will be the main protagonist of AC:VII. Freerunning will be making a return, as well as assassinations. More to come later. Don't forget to join my vertices plan. Peace out.
