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NO! DON'T DIE ON ME THREAD!! *APPLIES DIRECT PRESSURE* *BEGINS CPR* SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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*Shoots thread again*
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*TAKES GUN AND PUNCHES YOU* *CONTINUES SAVING THREAD*
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*tackles cowpie out of window* *punches cowpie*
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*KICKS YOUR NUTS* I WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!
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*Pulls out shotgun like terminator* *shoots cowpie*
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*DEFLECTS WITH FIST* SCREW LOGIC!
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*throws ninja stars at cowpie*
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*DEFLECTS WITH LEKGOLO*
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*Begins punching lekgolo* ;)
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AHHH!
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*hands COWPIE emergency shocker thingies*
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*SHOCKS THREAD* YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE!