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Edited by abba61: 4/29/2014 11:41:37 PM
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If you woke up and you were married...

...what would you do? You have two good kids (do their homework, get good grades, look up to you, are athletic, etc.), one girl and one boy. Your spouse is devoted to you and she has a well paying job and is your "type". It's 7:30 AM and you don't have to be at work until 9:00, your work is well paying and, while not your perfect fit, you enjoy it. You live in a upper middle class neighborhood in a good house. You have a nice car (nothing too fancy). You are the American ideal of a nuclear family. How would you deal with this? Note: Sorry to anybody who is married already and/or has children.

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  • I would proceed to use a sharp object and rip off my wifes face. I would then see that (as I suspected) she is a robot. using her robot arms, I would do some helicopter thing spin attack, taking out the kids. using my car I would attempt to drive out of the city. Seeing it would be blocked off by guardbots I would wear the fembot face I originally tore off as a disguise to get past. this would let me escape the fake town and thus start my rampage on the robots to save humanity (and play video games) -Fin

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