Do you think that will pay for my books?
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Buy a car
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Mad skills bro! I've gotten grants thanks to being poor and smart, but I need to step up my game on applying for scholarships this summer, hopefully my succulent typing can net me some senile dentist's good will lol.
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Would you buy 1 $0.01 hoe or 0.01 $1 hoe with your newfound riches?
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$0.01 more than I ever got
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How hard are you gonna laugh when your friends are all like, "Aw man, I'm gonna be paying these student loans off [i]forever[/i]!"
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Now you just need a few million more of those scholarships and you're set. For a year.
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You're too rich.
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no, but you could buy some Cambodian slave workers, they could help carry the books
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Yeah!