I have been suffering from the sin of pride, which is stupid, because I shouldn't be 'suffering' it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery; those who possess my avatar will forthwith have their status confirmed as 'Elegiac's' along with a membership in the Elegiac Corps.
With great power comes great responsibility and my Corpsmen are ready to meet your need, Flood. If you have a problem, do not contact a moderator, contact one of the following professionals:
Kimchi
Scorch
Pagliacci
Mr Random
Path2k
I expect the ranks to swell, and all aid will be welcomed. If you wish to join, simply don the Avatar of the Elegiac and you will be included under our auspices.
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I CANNOT DO THAT, BUT I WILL BE A CONTRACTOR IF YOU WISH. FIRST JOB IS FREE.