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Edited by Laiu:
4/30/2014 5:21:59 AM
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(UPDATE)How do I fake my death (to avoid a girl)?
Hello Flood,
I'll try to make it short: Basically, my friends wanted me to go to prom with them, so I agreed to take this girl with me and I just realized that there's no way I'm gonna have fun there (after-prom could be better but, ehh) and I dont wanna take this girl.
It's not that she's ugly, she's probably one of the prettier girls at my school, but she's also incredibly dumb.
I'd rather not hurt her feelings by just telling outright that i don't want to go...
How do i fake my death to avoid this? (or something)
TL;DR : No longer want to go to prom, how do i tell my date/fake my death to avoid her?
UPDATE: So, I've come to the realization of why I really did what I did. I asked her out of my own selfishness. To know that I could or something I guess...
Some of you said I should just take her for her sake, but I can't do that. I feel like it would be worse to be fake with her and take her just to satisfy my own vanity/self-love. (I know my teenage angst/edginess is showing here)
I'm just gonna tell her the truth tomorrow and hopefully she can forgive me.
Most likely this will destroy my already sterling reputation with the girls here. Which is probably better than I deserve...
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4 RepliesStep 1: Grow some balls.
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Edited by Ghost 0f Dawn: 4/28/2014 8:10:17 PMGrow a damn pair and tell her you don't want to go with her. You don't want to hurt her feelings? Leading her on and letting her believe you like her is only going to hurt her worse in the long run.
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1. She sounds perfect. 2. Don't hurt her feelings 3. Deal with it and go to prom 4. She may like you
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Edited by Miofwin: 4/30/2014 3:01:28 AM^^^^^^^ That's you. You tell her strait. Man up ad deal with your mistakes. Don't act like an absolute b*tch.
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3 Replies>Dumb >Hot >Prom That sounds like the makings of a fantastic night to me.
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Edited by Deadpooll239: 4/30/2014 4:31:23 AMWell if you can run really fast, (Flash fast or simply have a healing factor like me) then its easy. If not then you're screwed my friend.
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Blow up your car and leave a scrap of cloth with a little bit of your blood on it nearby. Disappear for all time and leave everyone to wonder what truly happened.
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Corn syrup and red dye. Get that nice and mixed. Attach it to a shaped charge that fires something sharp through it away from your body. Gun with blank bullets.
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You know what you [i]could[/i] do is hang out with her some time this week and make her [i]wish[/i] you were dead. Have you ever heard of monster hentai, my friend?
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2 RepliesEdited by James Hetfield: 4/28/2014 7:29:56 AMLet my band play at your prom. I'll tell Lars to let you and your date on the stage for something special. Then we'll "accidentally" set off pyro next to you but it won't actually hit you. Then we'll take you to the hospital, but we're really not, and we'll tell the girl you burned to death.
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1 ReplyI'd recommend taking her to the highest building in town and then "accidentally" off the side. Have some friends wait at the bottom with a trampoline so that way you'll survive the fall. #genius :D
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Just say you have a disease or something and try and scare and BAM! You're out.
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3 Replies> Have bb gun > Point on own head > Announce it like you're depressed > Count out loud > Friend around corner shoots a real weapon for sound effects [quote]she's also incredibly dumb[/quote] >>>U ded nao
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Just tell her something came up. Your friend Otthild is having a baby and you want to be there to support her. It won't be lying since you're technically speaking the truth.
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You do realize that no guy wants to go to a stupid -blam!-ing prom. You do it to get laid afterword......think with your little head.
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3 RepliesJust say you're not going at all. I'm not going to mine. What's this shit about 'taking' people anyway? I don't understand it.
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Edited by Legend To None: 4/29/2014 6:10:52 AMYa your in a pickle. I had 2 different people that I eventually found to be annoying. They ask to do stuff every 2 days. I say no every time, but yet it continues. At one point I stopped talking to em completely since it seemed hopeless. I apologized after a month, but next thing I see on my phone directly afterwards! "Wanna hang out?" I try to fix my Karma but these people are just impossible to reason with. My advice would be.....To just tell her you would like to take someone else or do not like to go to Prom. Prom isn't a big deal really, you aren't missing out on anything. If she has no one to go with then just maybe give her to a friend
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Just don't show, or pretend you're sick and don't go.
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1 Reply> Fakes death to get out of prom. > Goes to school the following day. > I thought you were dead?!!?? > Uhhh.... I can explain?
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2 RepliesOkay. Fine. You don't need to come. But. Our friendship. Is just done. I'm crying because of you... Don't talk to me. Ever again.
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1 ReplyActually explain as to why you don't want to go to prom with her, from what it sounds she must be at least somewhat popular, so I'm sure she will find someone else to go with.
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2 RepliesIs your Prom next weekend, or are you just scrolling over suggestions for the novelty of our posts?
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F[i]u[/i]cking feminazis will most likely get their panties in a twist over this
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Go. you will regret not going
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Edited by Based Gatsby: 4/28/2014 8:18:45 PMGrow some balls mate. Tell her you don't want to go and end of.
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Just tell her you don't want to go?
