I hold in my hand two pills. There is a red pill, and there is a blue pill. You must choose one. The Blue pill will allow you to avoid reality. You may live your life thinking you are part of a relic of the past known as the 'Flood.' Take the Red pill... and see the truth of the Offtopite future before you.
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
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Can I wash it down with vodka?