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4/23/2014 3:36:33 AM
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Offtopites: You Must Choose Red or Blue
I hold in my hand two pills. There is a red pill, and there is a blue pill. You must choose one. The Blue pill will allow you to avoid reality. You may live your life thinking you are part of a relic of the past known as the 'Flood.' Take the Red pill... and see the truth of the Offtopite future before you.
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
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Can I wash it down with vodka?
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Drugs are bad mkay
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I prefer this version of it
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2 RepliesI choose purple, but it better not be grape flavored.
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I take both because they taste good.
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1 ReplyI want the damn truth, Burrito.
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14 Replies
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I'm taking both, -blam!- the system
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Forever red.
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Edited by IngloriousWho98: 4/23/2014 1:59:53 PMI don't do drugs
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1 ReplyI knock the pills from your hand, kill the president, and topple the Offtopite regime.
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Why I join group of crunchy bugs? Me no want to be crunchy bug!
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Red pill.
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1 ReplyEdited by burritosenior: 4/23/2014 12:09:43 PMThis thread seems to have shown most people want truth. So there we have it. Offtopites by both reason and consensus.
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3 RepliesBurrito for Offtopite Supreme 2014
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I don't take pills.
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3 Replies[b][i]Pills don't affect robots...[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesGet the -blam!- out.
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I choose the picture of you hugging me.
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Edited by Legend To None: 4/23/2014 5:29:30 AMI choose none, the truth may hurt but living in the past is something I have not done on Bungie.net. For I have no past with this Flood only know stories of how it was "Great" but I know it was foolish acts that made the flood. Which is why it supports the name'Flood'. Since I am a new member and don't wish to taint the Flood's image. I will join OffTopites on my own terms. You may keep your meds burrito I'm going in open minded
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16 RepliesBoth. I know what the truth is, but I prefer my own reality at times. You wish for me to be a mindless follower?! I want to keep my creative ideas... You can pull me into this "society" which contains individuals who know the truth, but I will not be a follower, a machine of some sort.
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[b]PILLS DO NOT WORK ON THE ANCIENT ONE. I SEE ALL TRUTH AND KNOW WHERE THIS WILL LEAD.[/b]
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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/423/089/a93.png Just keep that in mind when making your decision.
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I choose...sandwich
