>mfw "It's not dripping"
Snow reabsorbs melt water. That's why you get slush.
>mfw "It's turning black/stinks"
Holding the butane lighter under the snow. Butane burns dirty and does not burn thoroughly.
All of my keks
Edit: I'm going expand the topic to include pseudoscience as well.
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First off, there's chemtrails. Then there was that one where people claimed Beyoncé was a space reptilian because of a certain gesture she made in a music video. (The gesture turned out to be "I love you" in American Sign Language.)