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2/24/2014 5:23:16 AM
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Flood Confessional
Post all your deep dark secrets because if you're the type of person who cares about their reputation on these kinds of things you might want to reassess your priorities.
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[b]Mine:[/b]
I hit a homerun on my first pitch (first kiss, foreplay, bj, intercourse in the same night). It’s not as impressive as it sounds, I was 19.
I’m not really a fan of weed. The only times I like to smoke anymore is before I do yoga or meditation.
In high school I wanted to fight this kid so after talking a lot of **** my buddies eventually set it up for one day after school. In order to get pumped up I listened to “Undead” by Hollywood Undead on repeat for about a half hour while shadow boxing in my basement. I got my ass kicked in the fight. Probably for the best, someone needed to knock some sense into me.
I got skunked in beer pong on purpose because I wanted the chick I was talking to at a party to see me naked.
First song I ever remember really rocking out to was “Soak Up the Sun” by Sheryl Crow. I was young, probably 10 or 11. It came on the radio one day and I just started dancing around and jamming. My Mom and Dad were in the other room watching. I didn’t care. But when I look back on I think I set a pretty deep fear into my dad that he probably thought he had a gay son.
Last weekend I was deep into some foreplay with a girl I had just met. I was pretty intoxicated and felt my approach was noticeably sloppy. My phone started ringing so I took it as an opportunity to call a quick timeout, get up, regroup, and go back in with a gameplan. Well the 5 seconds it took to grab my phone must have been enough time for her to reassess her decision making skills of that night. She got up, put her clothes back on, and left.
Sometimes I’ll get too lazy to clean up after beating off so I’ll just start surfing the web, still holding my dick.
Being pretty drunk at a party my buddy and I shared the toilet for a piss. Could have probably gotten away with it not being gay but once I caught sight of his dick in my peripherals I kinda got locked in. I think he knew I was looking and in an attempt to make the situation less awkward I felt I had to say something. What came out was, “huh, you’re bigger than I thought.”
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Share yours.
And if this thread gets any kind of momentum I'll post a really diabolical one.
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5 RepliesEdited by BC: 4/22/2014 4:25:10 AMI once tortured a kid for knowing something he shouldn't have known. He remains terrified of me till this day. I also had sex with his girlfriend on multiple occasions. I once did a back flip off a building and landed on a random person. Proceeded to run away haha I once heavily considered suicide I once was a kid who thought he would achieve nothing, now I'm still a kid (well 17) with more money on hand then your average middle class man. I once broke into a random car and joy rode it around the city for 30 minutes, then properly returned it. Perfectly fine I once sang on the side walk in NY with a random gay rights promoter. I sang "be my husband" by Ed Sheeran, made over $150, gave $120 to him, and with the other $30 I bought things for homeless guys outside the CVS like water I've driven 2 unicorn cars (very rare cars) I once knocked a kid out and when He regained conscienceness, I convinced him someone else did it. Idk what else haha. I've had sex over 15 girls, haven't had a girlfriend since freshman year of Highschool (was a virgin until sophomore year, I've had sex with 15 people over 3+ each in a little more then a year) not once in my own bed I've had sex on my parents bed I've had sex with the girl of my dreams, while her bf was calling us, he called 28 times I'm a modern day Gatsby :)
