Made this out of boredom since Shadows hasn't been around lately.
Oh my gawd I'm so hungover drinking beer is so much fun why the fack does beer have to do that I hate my life so much my parents make me want to kill myself everything wrong with my life is everyone else's fault but my own and they should take responsibility for it why does everyone hate me so much no one understands me I'm a slut and it's all your fault
Enjoy.
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You forgot the part about how you turned atheist because everyone in the world is a jerk.