A guy walks into a bar and looks at this girl, he walks up to her, and then he realizes he has no pants on, and then looked down and he had no underpants, and then he was shocked, he noticed his dick was missing, so he chased it and when he was close to it, it jumped and landed in his mouth, and then he swallowed and chocked and died. The End Congrats, if you read the whole thing, you are now a Goat with a Giraffe Head and Fish Ears