He's one of those people who is addicted to pot, and not addicted in a good way. In an effort to seem like he doesn't have a drug problem he keeps trying convince everyone around him how good Pot is for you. And of course the Police are evil since they arrest drug addicts and offer them help. The obsession with booty? An obvious side effect when he first got hooked on the "stuff" while looking through a dirty magazine.
Camnator, you need help, we can offer it.
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Nope. You're just jelly that he/she provides moar bootyness than you.