PREPARE FOR PRIVILEGE CHECKER V3.5
WARNING, FLOODIANS. You are privileged if ANY of the following apply to you:
- White
- Born in an English speaking nation
- Born in a first world nation
- Born into anything but absolute poverty
- Cis gender
- Your gender can be described in less than a 3000 word essay
- Heterosecksual
- Homosecksual
- Your secksual orientation is recognised by more than 0.5% of the general population
- You have enough fingers to pick up objects with your hand
- You don't get violated once every ten seconds by the Patriarchy
- You are not a member of AT LEAST eight support groups
- You do not contribute to Social Justice tumblr campaigns.
- You have blue eyes.
- You have green eyes.
- You have hazel eyes.
- You have gray eyes.
You are all privileged cis-hetero scum
Burn for eternity
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CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF. I lol'd pretty hard at this. At least for the most part this insufferable stupidity is confined to tumblr, Let them all work themselves up into some sort of screeching frenzy of hatred to all things 'normal' then see how they fare in the real world. Oh crap, I said Normal. SWJ SWAT teams inbound, I should have checked my privilege before I shreked myself.