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Edited by Auttumnnnn:
4/15/2014 9:01:31 PM
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GF's Brothers Threatened My Life
So her brothers just now found out about me.
They took her phone and sent me these two messages:
[spoiler]Friend zoned this can't work with age difference maybe when I'm 18 don't let me fool you if I say other wise[/spoiler]
[spoiler]This is her brothers you do anything to hurt her we will SKIN YOU ALIVE THEN KILL YOU!!!!!![/spoiler]
Obviously, the first one was her brother pretending to be her.
They quickly decided that they weren't fooling anyone and just jumped to the death threats.
Discuss.
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How old are you and how old is your gf? It's entirely possible that they're right and you should stay away.
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Smh. Brothers.
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Haha dang. My exes relatives all liked me. I still hang out with them sometimes. My sisters boyfriend is a pretty alright guy. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm the coolest person ever. [spoiler]my brother, friend, and I did scare off her old boyfriend but that's another story. He was one of those yolo swag guys. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyStand them side by side then slap them all at once with your wiener.
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A: stick it in his pooper to display yourself as the dominant male. B: just don't hurt her so they don't skin you alive :D
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Tell them to get a filer, they're edginess is cutting into you and your GF's life.
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Challenge him to a fight. Before that, commence a training montage with the Eye of the Tiger playing in the background.
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Text back saying it's too late, and you've already skinned and killed her. That aught to shut them up.
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Those bros must suck dick, don't worry OP. They're fags
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Simply respond with, "Not if I skin you first."
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1 ReplySome may think I use this image too much, but I contest the advice it gives is applicable to nearly any situation.
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How old are you? how old is she?
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Edited by LordFarquaad690: 4/16/2014 12:53:30 AMReply to text 2: You'll have to catch me first! Hopefully op's girl friend isn't 8 years old.
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Edited by DEZARATH: 4/15/2014 11:36:49 PMHand your phone over to the police and file charges for threatening your life and then lawyer up and take their college savings. It will be a funny story at the Christmas dinner table later in life when visiting with the kids and she's your wife.
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Text her saying your thankful for last night and ask her if the rashes are still there
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Threaten to call the cops. Or better yet, do
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2 RepliesIf any guy older than my underage sister was sniffing around her I'd spark the kunt out straight away. I'm not overly-protective, but that's the boundary I wouldn't let some -blam!-er cross.
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Why would you be scared? They probably don't even know how to skin humans.
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Aww, that's cute.
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4 RepliesDo what I did. Challenge them each one on one. Beat the hell out of them. Just make sure you do it in a way that everyone understands it's settling differences, not just senseless violence. I beat the shit out of Tara's brothers in one of those "get it all out here and now" fights. And ever since the three of us got along great.
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Did you challenge them to a game a super smash bros to really show who top dog is but joking aside all older brothers do that if the sister is young
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Just be pleasant to them, it's what brothers are meant to do <.< To see if you are actually worthy of dating their sister.
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1 ReplyFirst grade is crazy
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16 RepliesJust brothers doing as they should.
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2 RepliesSend them that Navy SEAL copypasta.
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6 RepliesTell them: "Fite meh in rel lif! Btw, do u even lift, bruh?" It works errytim
