{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Recon Number 54:
4/27/2014 7:09:48 PM
79
What bounces and makes kids cry?
[i]My cheque to their orphanage[/i]
Post 'em if you got 'em.
-
1 ReplyYou know Helen Keller accomplished a lot despite being a woman
-
2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? [spoiler]I take my boots off before I jump on my trampoline[/spoiler] How do you make a baby crawl in circles? [spoiler]Nail his hand to the ground [/spoiler] How do you fit 100 babies in a bathtub? [spoiler]Blender[/spoiler] How do you get the babies out? [spoiler]Tortilla chips[/spoiler] What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? [spoiler]A dead baby nailed to 10 trees[/spoiler]
-
Where does the little girl go after the explosion? [spoiler]everywhere[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyHow many police does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they were all too busy beating the room for being black.
-
5 RepliesHow many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]it doesn't matter white people will screw anything[/spoiler]
-
Two talking muffins are in an oven One muffin says holy shit it's hot in here! And the other muffin says holy shit a talking muffin!
-
Bouncy balls to the face.
-
1 ReplyI was expecting you to say lonepaul. I am disappointed.
-
What do you call a cheap circumcision? [spoiler]a rip off[/spoiler]
-
Why did the chicken cross the road [spoiler]cause there was a brother chasing him with a bat[/spoiler]
-
A horse walks into a bar [spoiler]the people seeing the potential danger proceed to leave [/spoiler]
-
5 Replieswhat do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?? [spoiler]my ass [/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyI broke my current record in bed, guys! New record of an hour and 30 seconds! [spoiler]Thanks, daylight savings time.[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyHow many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None, they just beat the room for being black.[/spoiler]
-
Your mom :P
-
Energizer bunny was arrested [spoiler]charged with battery[/spoiler]
-
I tried to catch some fog but I mist A dyslexic man walks into a bra
-
Why did jimmy fall off the swing set? [spoiler]he had no arms and legs[/spoiler] Knock knock Who's there?[spoiler]not jimmy[/spoiler]
-
What's the difference between a bowling ball and a baby? [spoiler]I can get a strike with the bowling ball[/spoiler]
-
I have one but, I'm 99% sure I'm going to get banned if I say it.
-
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? [spoiler]pull up her sleeve[/spoiler] [spoiler]I am so sorry[/spoiler]
-
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [spoiler]the wheelchair[/spoiler]
-
Edited by The Necromancer: 4/26/2014 8:39:47 AMHow do you get a clown to stop smiling? [spoiler]throw an axe at his head[/spoiler]
-
How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw 'em.
-
6 RepliesWhat splashes around in a pool?[spoiler]A drowning baby[/spoiler] What's blue and puffy at the bottom of the pool?[spoiler]The same baby 3 weeks later[/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesI'm reporting everything as offensive content.
