soooo flood.
I woke up today and underneath me was a squashed and smeared bug. eeew, right? i thought is was just a small cockroach but on closer inspection, it had ~ 8 pointed legs and what looked like a severed stinger/tail, almost like it was a small brown scorpion.
so i don't have any obvious stings or anything...but i apparently squashed a scorpion with my feet, in my sleep?
O O
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so title?
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You are not dead. Just impregnated.