soooo flood.
I woke up today and underneath me was a squashed and smeared bug. eeew, right? i thought is was just a small cockroach but on closer inspection, it had ~ 8 pointed legs and what looked like a severed stinger/tail, almost like it was a small brown scorpion.
so i don't have any obvious stings or anything...but i apparently squashed a scorpion with my feet, in my sleep?
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so title?
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Nah, scorpions aren't that venomous.
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All scorpion species are extremely poisonous. You will start to feel the effects in about 2 -4 days, as your organs will slowly start to shut down.
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Now a whole bunch of them are going to get you in your sleep. That one you killed released pheromones which it's friends and family picked up. It won't be long until they get you.
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You are not dead. Just impregnated.
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also, how the hell'd it get there in the first place?
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The species of scorpion you described will make a tiny incision with which to inject venom. The effects take a little while to feel (generally are felt within 2 days) and are always fatal.
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Not all scorpions are dangerous to humans.
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You're good man, I really wouldn't worr... Oh shit, you're dead.
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Edited by Trevelyan: 4/13/2014 9:22:51 PMThey aren't that venomous anyway. Let me place a Hottentotta tamulus in your bed, and see if you can dodge the bullet.
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How am I suppose to know? And why did you put "died"? On a slightly related note, I got hit by a truck three days ago, scared the shit out of the driver...