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The one that doesn't give me a heart attack... Oh wait
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Monster? Monster. Yep. Definitely monster. Most specifically the Über Monsters.
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Nos because it gives me extra boost! I also pour it in my cars gas tank.
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Monster, but I can't have it very often due to the high caffeine content. I find it easier to have energy drinks once in a blue moon instead of every other day.
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Water
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bull piss [i]raw[/i]
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Red bull :3
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Don't have one since they just destroy you =P water or juice like Alphy said!
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That heart attack in-a-can called Monster? No thanks, I prefer water.
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Relevant
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The blood of infants
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Scotch
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Edited by DeChief: 4/12/2014 3:59:33 AMThat one that doesn't taste like piss. Oh wait... [spoiler]If I really had to choose, I'd say Mother is by far the best.[/spoiler]
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Can't go wrong with the bull.
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I guess Full Throttle: Blue Agave.
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water or juice juice is awesome
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Water
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Root beer
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Monster. Easy
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Edited by TheRedBaron : 4/12/2014 3:28:34 AMI dont always drink energy drinks, but when I do I prefer NOS. But thats really like once in a blue moon. I prefer water or tea, or Arnold Palmer.
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I like iced tea
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Water.
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Monster or maybe v