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4/9/2014 2:09:40 AM
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What you do if you talking to girl and you balls itch.
You talking to pretty girl and you balls they start itch, but this not normal itch, this super ball itch. You need scratch them for more than 10 seconds but she looking at you. What you do?
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10 Replies>be me >16 >beta as -blam!- >in trig class >crush sits next to me >teacher talks about some bullshite numbers and shite >crush taps my shoulder >she asks for help on a problem >i help her >after class, she gives me her number so i can help her on homework >holyshiteigothernumber.png >i text her later that night >i help her finish her homework >next day, she sees me in the hallway on my way to history class >she says hey >she asks me if i want to go to movie with her on friday >im about to say something, when my balls itch >i scratch them very awkwardly >she gives me a weird look and says she actually has somewhere to go on saturday >disappoint.mp3 >im about to ask her if we could go out another time, but i realize i have to get to class >i turn around and walk to my history class >look back at her >she looks at me >my balls itch again >scratch them again >she walks away >i turn around >walk up to door to history class >open the door >get on the floor >everyone walk the dinosaur
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1 ReplyIts awful when you're incased in the most advanced armor in human history.
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Point behind her and make a strange face. When she turns around, itch away.
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Start grinding on her
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Scratch. I'm already engaged and she doesn't care, and I don't need to impress anyone else.
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1 ReplyEdited by WingsOfFreedom: 1/29/2015 10:56:48 PMI came in here with an idea of what to say. I thought the idea was clever and that it would be original. To my dismay, as I scanned the thread I saw that my ingenious reply had already been imagined and implemented by many others. This can only mean one, horrifying thing: I'm started to think like you assholes. Death is now the only escape of this hell.
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2 RepliesStand up and announce to the crowd that my balls are in need of scratching, then proceed to do so. That way no one is singled out.
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1 ReplyTell her to itch it for you
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Well, if advice is still needed, you have pockets for a reason. Develop a technique in practice, that can not be spotted by the untrained eye. I can assure you, a super ball itch doesn't even tread water in comparison to the most mundane of inner-bumcrack itches.
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Punch her in the head
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You scratch them Let her know you got em
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Grind on a chair ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ask her to scratch them for you
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Make sure you have locked eyes with her and then slowly move your hand to the front of your pants and slowly and deeply itch yourself while breathing hard and loudly is the best approach
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Put a baby on your lap
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Put my hand in my pocket, as if I was reaching for spare change, and scratch away ;)
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2 RepliesStare at her vigorously while you're furiously scratching your balls
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Do the mj dance.
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1 ReplyLet her know and have her scratch it for you
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4 RepliesI would scratch my penis and then smell my fingers
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Squat Hump floor Rotate pelvis Look up "Sorry, were you speaking to me?" When she opens her mouth to speak, begin humping her leg.
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Ask her to scratch them for you.... If she is weirded out and leaves, she wasn't worth it anyway. If she ask "roll or rub" marry her.
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1 ReplyMake intense eye contact while scratching
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Sit down on the floor and drag yourself around like a dog.
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Keep talking thats the girl
