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Edited by Gatsby:
4/8/2014 9:43:45 PM
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I got in trouble for saying Atheism was a joke in stripperology, today
So I was there learning how to shake and grind what my momma gave me and the topic of God was raised, I can usually deal with certain 'things' rising but I had to state my opinion on this.
Anyway the head stripper was talking about the art of stripping and how it was something done even by animals from millions of years ago but I'm a honourable, self respecting Christian so I said that it was false as the world is only 6000 years old. The head stripper told me off and spanked me for it. She continued to tell about arguments supporting Atheism to which I replied "Atheism is a joke."
She got so pissed she fired me.
Anyone know a strip club I could work at?
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1 ReplyNormally I would count this as a bad thread, but because it's Gatsby, that makes it ok!
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8/10 would fap to again
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1 ReplyProbably the worst thing I have ever read.
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2 Repliesthis parody is bad and you should feel bad
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10/10 wood read again. Better than original thread.
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1 Replybby you can always work for me ;)
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2 RepliesSimilarly, I was banging this prostitute and it was going well until she yelled "Oh God! Jesus, yes!" I immediately pulled out and slapped the dumb bitch. I then gave her a lecture on how fairy tales of men in the sky were stupid while I dumped her on some random block People these days.
