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Edited by Jocephalopod:
4/3/2014 3:31:18 PM
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the floods new deity
for eons the flood forum have been worshiping false prophets who promise to conjure hope and prosperity for all who shall listen i come to you today to educate those who believe on the Parthenon of of our existence
welcome your new deity THE ALMIGHTY LOAF
do not fret believers in the shrektum of existence, for the loaf and the shrek are one in the same.
THE TIME IS NIGH REPENT AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED LET THE LOAF INTO YOUR HEART SO YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE YEAST RISES
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Edited by TeeHee: 4/7/2014 4:09:03 PM
Started a new topic: Where were you, on that fateful day?(30 Replies))
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1 ReplyYet another false god. I worship only Shrek.
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1 ReplyHis words are very true, [quote]'Beneath the skin, we are already ... One'[/quote]
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I follow the old gods and the new
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He is no god. For he is not Garlic bread.
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8 RepliesAnother false prophet!!! He's only... HALF BAKED!!
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3 Repliestop shrek The Shrekoning will consume you, heretic.
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4 RepliesI thought we worshiped the rare grill.
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11 RepliesI am your god...
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1 ReplyLies. Don't believe him!
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4 Replies[quote]Germinates[/quote]
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Okay then. [spoiler]Mmmm bread[/spoiler]
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Edited by Doctor Medick: 4/3/2014 4:01:49 PMLet me tell you a story about the Venchuvian Coffee Cult. They worshipped their Coffee god. And then they drank their god's sacred extract. And they all died. Except for the other species present who's bodies couldn't filter that chemical. They died a few days later. Anywho! See where I'm going with this? This is how they start!
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YES YES YES! I'm not the only one on this forum that loves this video!
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Edited by Doctor Orange: 4/3/2014 1:15:32 PMI think this may be one of my favorite threads.
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1 ReplyYou dare blaspheme against Shrek, our one true Ogrelord? He will come down on you with his oniony cock and pound your shrektum to the likes of which you have never felt before.
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This is my swamp.
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23 RepliesThis post gave me a rise.
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6 RepliesSorry, I praise the sun.
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1 ReplyI WILL FOREVER SING THE PRAISES OF OUR LOAF AND SAVIOUR!!!
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1 ReplyALL HAIL LANDLOAF
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1 ReplyCan't tell if I brought loaf to flood, or merely coincidence since I linked this clip yesterday. Probably the latter, but oh well.
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3 RepliesEdited by TeeHee: 4/3/2014 4:57:51 AMAs Captain of The Flood's Holy Guard, I deny this deity. There are but a few gods among us...
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4 RepliesYour Prophets offered you freedom from a doomed existence. You will find no sanctuary in this thread.
