Breaking News:
[quote]KIEV — Ukrainian military forces pushed across the Russian border on Tuesday after parliament members in Kiev overwhelmingly authorized the use of force with most reasoning that “you only live once, am I right?”[/quote]
Startling new developments...maybe they will make it to Moscow before winter sets in.
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This one killed me. [quote]He also exposed himself to enemy fire in order to repair damaged weapon emplacements, although this effort was not fruitful since he was merely holding a socket wrench against the equipment and making whirring noises.”[/quote]