Breaking News:
[quote]KIEV — Ukrainian military forces pushed across the Russian border on Tuesday after parliament members in Kiev overwhelmingly authorized the use of force with most reasoning that “you only live once, am I right?”[/quote]
Startling new developments...maybe they will make it to Moscow before winter sets in.
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[quote]At press time, most Ukrainians were seen confused, waking up with a terrible migraine headache and asking what the hell happened last night.[/quote] Vodka man, it has a kick.