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4/2/2014 8:49:32 PM
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I need some girl advice. Please help
There is a girl, man she's a mess. She totally digs my friend, but she thinks I am sexier. So, he really talks a lot of trash and looks down on her, but I know he secretly wants her. So, should I bang her or what. I could do it in an hour if I wanted.
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3 RepliesPump and dump.
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Not bad with the Fight Club reference.
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Don't be a pussy. Smash it and pass it. Come on OP there is no time to be a Beta about these type of decisions.
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Get in der
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Bang her
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Find the nearest zombie. Tell him to bite your friend.
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Yes. His fault.
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Try Xbox.com
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2 RepliesJust say "pls respond" if she takes more than a minute to text you back. Bitches love it.
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2 RepliesIt was a bad idea asking the internet for girl advice...
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9 RepliesChrist your username freaks me out.
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[spoiler]tongue but hole[/spoiler]
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Dress your friend up as toast and post him through her letterbox.
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4 RepliesDescribe "a mess".
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1 ReplyKill her.
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Bang her. Ur dumbass buddy doesnt have enough masculinity to achieve success this time.
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6 RepliesWhy is it always about sex?
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Do it.
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You should actually tell your friend that he shouldn't worry about the girls looks and that if he dates her you won't look down on him or make fun of him. I struggled for a while being scared of what my friends would think of my girlfriends looks and it sometimes stopped me from getting girlfriends. Be a good friend and throw him a bone
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If she's a mess don't do it! There's plenty of more girls out there.
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1 Reply[quote]she's a mess[/quote] Abandon mission! ABORT! ABORT!
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3 RepliesTyler Durden you say....you're already banging her and you don't even know it.
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2 RepliesEdited by Nul Arc: 4/2/2014 8:55:43 PMSet them up! Be a good friend and as Otthild said.
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2 RepliesI would say no, definitely not, she almost certainly has STDs.
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-blam!- bitches get money
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4 RepliesEdited by Progo: 4/3/2014 12:06:49 AMAvoid girls like that, your life will be simpler and more peaceful.
