I told my friend that the government doesn't have any secrets...then proceeded to say April fools
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What if the governments big secret is that they have no secrets and started the rumours so people are scared of them and follow the law O_o
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Oh the secrets don't make you follow the law, they make you break them. Also I still would classify that as a secret.
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These Secretive secrets are sequentially messing with my brains ability to sustain special secrets of a secretive section in my secret safe of secretive secrets
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Yup, and it's my duty to know them
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"duty"