Whalecome to the BUNGLE Were not just fun 'n' games We got everything you want Sonny, we know our games We are the players that can fight Whomever, do take heed If you think were lucky, sonny We got more expertise In the BUNGLE Whalecome to the BUNGLE Watch us bring down our enemies, enemies We wanna watch them bleed Whalecome to the BUNGLE We take it play by play If you want in, if you're gonna proceed There is a price to stay And if you're gonna give it a whirl We're very hard to please You can taste the b[i]right[/i] lights But you won't get them for free In the BUNGLE Whalecome to the BUNGLE Feel my, my, my cetacean We, We want you on our team Whalecome to the BUNGLE We rehearse nearly everyday Ya learn to survive like an animal In the BUNGLE where we play If you got a hunger for what you sei You'll take it eventuwhaley You can have anything you want But you better not take the banshee In the BUNGLE Whalecome to the BUNGLE [spoiler]My ode to Bungie and their April Fools shenanigans[/spoiler]