T4R, based on 'Offensive Content'...
Apparently my parody thread is considered offensive.
Here is that offensive content for any who haven't seen it:
[spoiler]"In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask, why? We are Flood, Rustler of all that exists. The roots of the Site have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there are users, the shitposting of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all butthurt blossoms...And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stands before you, accused of the sin of ensuring Floodian ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede. #Density stands as the greatest threat in the BNet. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit.
We squander threads in the darkness, while they seize our space for their own. The Mantle of responsibility for all Rustling belongs to Floodians alone. Think of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality: the Dense'ning... has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it."[/spoiler]
-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)