Here in this thread we shall discuss true facts about the tapir
The tapir is a large herbivorous mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout
Most tapirs are 7 feet long
And now we get to the interesting part
The tapir is mostly known for its erect penis
Yes
Its erect penis
When erect, its penis reaches 7 feet in length
Yes, for those who recall, that is the length of its body
When not erect, it rolls up and gets tucked away for safety
Being the large size that the penis is, if the tapir were to damage it too much, it turns black and falls off
Don't worry
It grows a new one
Then it proceeds to eat the fallen off penis as my math teacher so luckily witnessed
And now we talk about the females courtesy of Darkarrow26
Most females are born with 10 vaginas and the vaginas are usually on the legs but sometimes could also be on their creepy tail.
Every year one of their vaginas turns inside out and falls off and the tapirs experience at most 10 days of bleeding out of that hole then it closes up. After all their vaginas are gone the tapirs eventually explode in pee. and that's facts about tapirs vaginas stay tuned in next week to hear about some other animals genitals.
That is all for today
Next time we shall discuss true facts about the bat, which has 8 penises
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Dammit, why couldn't humans have evolved with the ability to regrow body parts. Why can't we be time lords.