-blam!- being normal. What makes you weird? Different? Strange? Eccentric? Abnormal? Out of the ordinary? Yada yada yada
I bet some of us do the same weird stuff :)
Me:
-I constantly have in my earphones, even if nothing's playing
-I plan arguments/insults in my head just in case I need to tell someone off
-when I'm peeing I sing: "Gotta pee, Gotta pee, gotta pee pee Pee!"
-talk back to commercials
-I used to have an outty belly button
There's plenty more
Now Your turn.
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I thought this was going to be a post about not being able to compute the hive mind that is the flood
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I have all of these except the outie. I also have inner dialogues straight-up deadpool style
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- While I talk to myself, I slowly create characters all with different voices and a whole conversation takes place between all of them. - I sometimes have the need to make a normal conversation weird or messed up by adding something like dead babies into it....sorry. - First thing I do when I am alone in the house is....TALK REALLY LOUD OVER XBOX. (People in my house whine about how loud I am while talking softly. Mkay?) - I make my bed daily - Other things, but I am tired as butts to know what else there is.
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-I once tested walmarts security by being "banned" and simply switching clothes before walking back inside. I got away with 27 incidents in an 8 day timeframe. -If I find myself bored I almost instantly become tired, often dozing off in the most random places, such as my girlfriend's parent's carport. -I can sustain a full-top-of-my-lungs "metal scream" for a personal record of Twelve seconds, though the longest consistent time has been only nine seconds. -Furry. -Otaku. -occasional nymphomaniac. -tinkerer, as a child I could disassemble and reassemble any toy given to me within an hour and a half. -I have a shed out back full of sharp things. (Axes, Swords, flails and the like) As a bonus side story I once knocked half of an apartment complex I lived in by accident. I poured bleach into a used litterbox. And I mean [i]well[/i]-used. The reaction between the ammonia in the cat urine and the bleach released a weak knock-out gas into the ventilation system that circulated the fumes for a good few hours. I was only 7 at the time, so it was written off as me not knowing what I did.
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Now that my head's not so scrambled, I can actually coherently think straight now so I can list some more stuff. I have a miscellaneous collection of things, scattered all about the house that when I pick up, I start playing with in my hands. Rotate them, feel grooves on them, feel the smoothness, pinch my fingers on sharp corners, and occasionally chew on. My knees crack. Like knuckles, except whenever I bend them in any way they crack. And they've been doing that since as long as I can remember. On regular occasions I suddenly take short sentences or words and rearrange them in my head for no reason. I am primarily right handed, but I find if I do particularily bad at something with my right, my left is hardwired to do it successfully. As such, I have some specific circumstances where I need to use my left hand. I have three gashes on my shoulder that are scars, and I don't have a clue where they came from. You'd think I'd remember what it was that did so because they're kind of long. When I was a kid and I discovered that you could make bubbles with your spit, that was what I did all the time when I was alone. I usually only ever wear one type of sweater. I have several others, but I always wear just that one. It seems I pull different ones out for different occasions however and stick to that type.
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-I talk to myself in funny accents when I'm alone -I have periods where I'll act incredibly silly, and I'll be dancing around the house, rolling around in blankets that I threw on the ground and turning on the microwave with my feet, and I don't care because it's fun! -I can vibrate my eyeballs -I can wiggle the top joints of my fingers so that they look like they're not connected by the bone :P ...And that's about it actually ;~;
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I don't find myself very weird or odd. All I can think of is: I'm into furry porn and I strive to look like some of the more well-know artist's models of males like JayNaylor and Wolfynail. And I personally would rather kill myself than live if I can't train or at least get some sort of pump throughout the day. I only rest on a day when I know I'm close to injuring myself, and that is [i]extremely[/i] rare.
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And if we weren't no one would post here ;)
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I listen to Elton John at high volumes when my roommate's not home and vigorously masturbate while singing Crocodile Rock. It doesn't matter what song is on, I always just sing Crocodile Rock.
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Edited by NagolKnight: 3/29/2014 5:03:38 PMIm sorry.
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I climb stairs on all fours at my house. I don't like tomatoes, yet love tomato sauce and ketchup. I still have stuffed animals in my room. I like my job.
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Um..no.
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Edited by Gary: 3/29/2014 2:19:56 AM-I forget my hand is in my pants after I scratch my scrotum. -I lick people when they touch me at times when I'd rather not be touched. -I might lick them anyway. -I frequently get into casual talks of cannibalism with the cooks at work. -I lean on strangers at the bus stop. -I might try to lick them. -I've danced in the Wal-Mart parking lot with road flares. -I've done the same at K-Mart and got banned from the premises. -During the summer, I walk around shirtless and tell kids not to play with fire. -I'm generally playing with a lighter when I do. -Edit- Oh, and. -When I was little, I wet the bed out of sheer laziness. -I told a bunch of family members I died so they'd stop bothering me. -I speak with a Kenyan accent whenever my housemate's family visits. -Some of my neighbours think I'm a murderer. -I'm totally okay with that. -I walk backwards to work sometimes. -Whenever my housemate invites someone over for the first time, without telling me, I walk around naked. -I hang out on my roof for hours at a time. -I "kidnap" my friend's daughter every time we hang out. -I hate hats for no apparent reason. -I firmly believe hipsters should be fixed. -I don't mean repaired. -I like to hang out at the playground at the elementary school I went to. -I wear shoes when I walk on the beach. -I eat pancakes by the pound and yet I only weigh 137lbs. -I like my job. There's more, but f[b]u[/b]ck it.
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[quote] -I used to have an outty belly button [/quote] [i]Get out...[/i]
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[quote] -when I'm peeing I sing: "Gotta pee, Gotta pee, gotta pee pee Pee!"[/quote]You mean… some people [i]don't[/i]?
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When I walk in the street I try my hardest to not step in any gaps between tiles.
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This is a [i]new[/i] revelation? -I like to burn random shit -I have obsessions with volume (ONLY INTERVALS OF 5 BUT EVEN NUMERS ARE TOLERABLE) -[i]Stuff[/i]
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I enjoy fantasising about brutally killing people.
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[quote]-I constantly have in my earphones, even if nothing's playing[/quote] I thought this was common, they're normally good at noise isolation.
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Edited by MrChozen0ne: 3/29/2014 11:15:15 AMMore! :D -My friends and I run around cars stopped at red lights -we yell and make funny noises at people in the streets -I've become highway friends with other cars while on road trips. It's sad when they take their exit :( -I have really long arms -my family had a funeral for our dog -I take like 30minute poops -someone bought me a lottery ticket when I was 12yrs, and I won $600 -never watched DBZ, don't like anime in general -I hate tying my shoelaces -I had pet piranhas -I walk weird in public to get a reaction -I've never been hospitalized and I don't get sick -I come up with stupid jingles when I'm alone -if my music isn't at max volume I can't listen to it -I wore the same hoodie like everyday in high school. A different one for each year. -I got funniest for 8th grade superlative -I got most likely to have 'senioritis' for 12th grade superlative -I had a collection on my used gum under my desk in 9th grade -I enjoy all music except metal and ethnic -I went through 26 packs of popcorn in like 2 days -when I run I like to fart with each step -I thought myself to burp on cue -when I find a new song I like, I play back to back until I hate it -I write 'shit' on every table I sit at -I make prank calls pretending to be a chinese restaurant owner Oh there's more...but that's all I can think of
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This sucky thread only make you weird
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-I talk to myself even in public -I have made a hobby out of getting annoying people to stay away from me threw intimidation - I listen to death metal while eating sometimes -Finally I pretend to be extremely religious so people will leave me alone
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I like being naked, [spoiler]always[/spoiler]
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I made a funny post, now it's srs thread time. >I talk to myself a all times >I repeat the last conversation I had under my breath for a solid 5-10 minutes >I walk backwards when talking to people >A lot of people think I'm gay >illbewhateveryouwant.jpg >I hate slime and grime >With a passion >Don't mind clutter though >And some other things
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Y....you called me weird. I'm telling my mot- I don't know my parents. Your kind ruined me!