Where's Shredder?
Where's Master Splinter?
Where's The Foot ninjas?
Guns?
Casey Jones?
No "Cowabunga!" said from the turtles?
And most of all... WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
Brought to you by Michael Bay, killing our childhoods one movie series at a time.
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Ugh... the turtles just look terrible. Like Appa from the Avatar Movie terrible. The stuff of nightmares. I might see it, but only because it's going to be a funny trainwreck rather than a good film.