Where's Shredder?
Where's Master Splinter?
Where's The Foot ninjas?
Guns?
Casey Jones?
No "Cowabunga!" said from the turtles?
And most of all... WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
Brought to you by Michael Bay, killing our childhoods one movie series at a time.
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It's gonna be a good summer flick with some friends. I never understood why people say that things like this 'kills' their childhood. It doesn't come to your house and burn all of your limited edition, still-in-case, TMNT action figures, it doesn't wipe out every original episode of TMNT ever made, nor does it burn all of your mint condition TMNT comics. I understand why fans would rather have these adaptions actually adapt everything of the original as well and I completely agree. But seriously, it seems silly to say it 'kills' your childhood.