30,000+ people have signed a [url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN]White House Petition[/url] for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia.
This deserves a big fat N for [i]Never gonna happen.[/i]
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I can't help but notice many of the people signing it aren't from Alaska... >_>