Where's Shredder?
Where's Master Splinter?
Where's The Foot ninjas?
Guns?
Casey Jones?
No "Cowabunga!" said from the turtles?
And most of all... WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
Brought to you by Michael Bay, killing our childhoods one movie series at a time.
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Oh jesus christ, it's by Michael Bay? -blam!-...