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Edited by Naru:
3/26/2014 6:29:48 AM
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If abstinence is 100% effective against having kids
Why did the Virgin Mary get pregnant?
Checkmate atheists.
Flying Spaghetti Monster-1
Filthy Casuals-0
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5 RepliesThere is actually been virgin births before
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Reminded me of this.
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Jesus ripped off that plot device from Star Wars I.
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Edited by Bolt: 3/27/2014 6:27:14 PMI always like it when these jokes turn the religion's logic back on itself, instead of just mocking the absurdity of it. Like [url=http://www.jihawg.com/]Jihawg Ammo![/url]
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-blam!-ing idiot mr. Naru, if a male came on the 'surface' of a vagina, that's enough to get her pregnant.
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8 RepliesSir, we intercepted a coded transmission between Senator Organa and the Jedi Council.
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Maybe it was a phantom pregnancy and she had everyone so convinced that she had to steal a child to make it real. Or Joseph just -blam!-ed her after she announced it to him. Great cover up.
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I knew it. God damn I wish I had somebody around to say I told you so. I called this shit. I called it.
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1 Replybut kisseing maeks babiys
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Well, obviously abstinence isn't successful once you get hitched. You lose your protective barrier once you level up from single to married.
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Fertility clinic?
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1 ReplyNot for those easily offended: [spoiler]Obviously God just has a very small penis.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*tips fedora
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#raptorjesus
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1 ReplyEdited by BannedLemön: 3/26/2014 6:25:10 AMCan't argue with that.
