Post those delicious DayZ stories here. >Today >Go into Elektrozavodsk, crouch walking my way there by the railroad tracks >Look through ACOG of my M4 >See some zombie looking things running towards me >"Damn this update made zombies have -blam!-ing eagle eyes too" >Ends up it's 2 Civilies looking folks and a Tacti Guy >Lay the -blam!- down behind railroad tracks >"Pretty sure that's a bandit" >Proceed to mag dump and the -blam!-er drops >First kill >The 2 civilies start to do some zig zag motion on me trying to gang bang me >Hands shaking more then usual >Just aim at them warning them >One gets near me >Mag dump him and he runs away >Finish him >Last one is getting too close to my comfort zone >Mag Dump him and he drops next to my feet >Proceed to Elektro after killing my first survivors >feelsbadman.jpg >See a gang of tacti's clearing out a room and one guy guarding the outside >See a stripped down dead guy and another dead >I mag dump him >gtfo dodge in panic >mfw after that whole 5 minutes You want to know what's the funny thing? None of them even fired a shot at me. Now post your stories