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Alaska will never fall to Russia.
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I remember when Russia invaded Finland.
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Take [i]back[/i] Finland? How exactly do you lose Finland anyway?
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Putin= Can strangle a Polar Bear shirtless. Obama= Can organize a bake rally. It's on.
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*Imagines Sarah Palin leading a militia of Alaskans against the Russians.*
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[quote]Roman Kokorev , introduced himself to the Facebook as representative of the Russian Federation to the Council of Europe , said that the return of the Russian territory of Moldova, Ukraine, other former Soviet republics , as well as Alaska , the Baltic States , Finland and Poland . About this he wrote on Facebook during correspondence with Pauline Godorog that made their dialogue and screenshots posted on his page. "Dear Ukrainians and Russians sober ! Today had the privilege to talk with a representative of Russia in the European Parliament . Conversation was about the situation in Crimea. Could not that you do not share . Please pass on to everyone saw . Attention , indecent expressions " - Godorog wrote . "Observer" received a message on behalf of the organizer Evromaydana in Strasbourg Catherine Pushkar, which reported that Kokorev is not official. " Hello, regarding your article " The representative of the Russian Federation to the Council of Europe : Russia will regain Alaska , the Baltic States , Finland and Poland . " We received information about Roman Kokoreva . It is not official and has mental problems ," - said Pushkar . She also wrote about it on his page on Facebook.[/quote] Here's the poor translation from Google Translate.
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>alaska lolno. the state is 60% permafrost, the rest is filled with drunks, inuit and crazy rednecks.
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Take back Finland? Suuuuuure.
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Cool. My first mute on this account.
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[quote]and Alaska[/quote] no
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Luckily we've all been training for this since the first Fallout 3 DLC <.< Chinese =/= Russkies, they're all commies to me.
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The 'murican thread. Damn commies approaching mah lawn again. Kleetus! Get me mah shotghun!
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Edited by Uncle Putin: 3/19/2014 9:39:53 PMObama has been extremely incompetent. He sanctioned a whole bunch of my people by not allowing them into the US and froze their bank accounts, yet did nothing to me. Ha, he thinks that's going to stop me? Obama is a push over and I will take back what I want because he will not go to war with me.
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Russia will invade the USA, take Obama hostage and say "they're not our troops" while the EU just impose sanctions
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Article is in Russian, so it's already happening.
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I can't read moonspeak. [spoiler]also nice tags[/spoiler]
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Because nobody has the balls to do jack-shit. Seriously, what are a few economic sanctions going to do when you just decide to take over areas to make up for such? The world has become too pussified when dealing with actual nations, rather than some sand -blam!-
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I think Putin is a pretty cool guy. Invades territory and doesnt afraid of anything
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Finland didn't work out so well for them last time.
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I for one welcome our new Soviet overlords.