Alright so I'm playing Kerbal and I'm bored and I put someone into low sun orbit without a ship and I ran out of ideas besides trying to thruster pack him into the sun so if you let me know how big you want it I will name a ship after you and launch it and let you know how you did on your mission and hopefully you don't die so all will be K. K? K. First user don't get a choice. Rosso you're getting a ship made out of fuel tanks and an oversized engine. ROSSO YOUR COPILOT IS HEADING TO THE MOON WITH YOUR SHIP. YOU ARE HEADING TO THE MOON TOO, JUST WITHOUT YOUR SHIP. Users done already: • Rosso Status: Painting the surface of the moon a beautiful crimson. There is nothing to take a picture of, I'm sorry. IMMA REDO YOU. • Enclave Soldier Status: Everything but the cardboard cockpit and two toilet plunger landing legs destroyed. Sole Kerbal (Jorcal Kerman) pilot still alive. IMMA REDO YOU TOO! • Plasma Eagle: Status: Plasma Eagle Station Sector 1 in 100km orbit around Kerbin. 3 Pilots survived, 1 Space Lab scientist tried EVA during atmospheric exit breach and is KIA. - [url=http://i.imgur.com/2rTix2C.jpg]Initial rocket launch of your rocket the size of Rhode Island.[/url] - [url=http://i.imgur.com/jYgSq9c.jpg]Hot Atmospheric Exit Breach[/url] - [url=http://i.imgur.com/ee3DVzb.jpg]300+ Metric Ton Stage Separation[/url] - [url=http://i.imgur.com/xBdiAc2.jpg]Final Orbit Booster Stage Ignition[/url] - [url=http://i.imgur.com/pVRO3Bl.jpg]Deploying the Station and Space Lab[/url] - [url=http://i.imgur.com/Vqwez2z.jpg]View 2[/url] • Rampant Status: ??? Uhhh... Your [url=http://i.imgur.com/e3BvCFX.jpg]484 m² by 1m (tall) spacecraft[/url] did something peculiar. I hit ignition, it got a about 30 m off the launchpad, started bending and phasing through itself, and now it is on out bound trajectory from the solar system at [url=http://i.imgur.com/zvN8tEu.jpg]this speed and distance[/url], which is about 1.896 BILLION times the speed of light at a distance of about 11,088 light years and growing. After exiting the map I came to find a speeding altimeter that finally settled on [url=http://i.imgur.com/4dTBque.jpg]Satanism[/url] as it's favorite thing and a Nav Ball that [url=http://i.imgur.com/IK61Xhm.jpg]jumped ship somewhere back on Kerbin.[/url] I'm assuming everyone is dead. • Smi Status: Smi Station v2 (Now with more pretty lights) is currently being ferried to space via TechnoKat. • Technokat Status: TechnoKat Heavy Lift Launch vehicle currently ferrying Smi Station: Sector 2 into Space. 0 Casualties, rather impressed! (I don't count the time both stations collided and killed every single person on board.) • Rhynert (Lunar Lander) Status: In Progress... • Frogger (Mun Orbital Docking Station) Status: • Snow (Rover for Rhynert Lander) Status: In Progress