(Ding ding ding) [quote]Ye bby?[/quote] (This is an automated message, you have been chosen to take part in an interview hosted by Gatsby) Do you accept? (Please be aware this interview may take some time) (Terms and conditions apply, if you are traumatized by the end of the interview - Gatsby cooperation will not cover the medical fees) [quote]I accept the terms >:D[/quote] How are you today Nasty? [quote]I am exquisite, Gatsby. Absolutely exquisite[/quote] Excellent! So lets start off, where did you get the name Officer Nasty? [quote]Well, you're probably all expecting something along the lines of me having sex with a fat girl dressed in an officer costume or something like that, but I kinda just stole it from family guy ._.[/quote] Awesome possum, so you write flood fiction (which are great btw) where do you get the inspiration to write such awesome literature? [quote]I'm glad you think it's awesome :D and honestly, when I first wrote the prelude, I didn't expect to put this much thought into it. Most of my inspiration comes from the random hilarity that I have grown accustomed to from the Flood[/quote] Do me? Wait hold up don't answer that! [quote]I would love to do you, Gatsby. I've had a crush on you ever since I came back from my 7 month hiatus[/quote] Sorry about that, back to the questions. Boob vs booty? [quote]Booty. I feel you can do so much more with booty, ya know? You can grab it, slap it, and eat Nutella off of it![/quote] Sechsy! You recently killed me off in your story 'attack of the alts', I didn't appreciate that. Now the tables have turned how would you like to die? [quote]How would I like to die? An unexpected bullet to the head.[/quote] Very well, prepare yourself, any last words? [quote]I've always loved you, Gatsby[/quote] (Ding ding ding) Since you have accepted death by the hands of Gatsby, you have won a spin on the wheel of fortune! Do you wish to spin? [quote]I do![/quote] Spin it tiger! [quote]*spins*[/quote] *The wheel spins (1 million dollars) (death) (death) (death) (anal) (designer gloves) (freedom) (designer gloves fulla Vaseline) (death) (Gatsby's heart) (nude pic from Gatsby) (freedom) It's slowing down prepare yourself (ding ding ding) [quote]I hope it lands on nude pic![/quote] You have won a Gucci glove fulla vaseline, cheers to smoother hands Nasty! I'm feeling kinda happy so I'll let you go as well. Thank you for your time! Would you like to say anything before we go off air? [quote]Yeah, deep down inside, I really really want to have sex with Quarantine and Citrus. Hope they see this! ;D[/quote] They will, oh and if you guys do it send me a tape. [quote]Nah, I'll need the tape for me to pleasure myself[/quote] Oh ._. Well anyway thanks for taking part in this formal interview, always a pleasure to talk to you Nasty. [Thank you for reading and good night, stay tuned to radio 666 for more interviews.] [Disclaimer- Do not ask to be interviewed, each interviewee is hand picked by the head council of middle earth. Each candidate has their background thoroughly checked over]