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3/6/2014 2:01:59 AM
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Come at me bro (a birthday thread)
I am not a fan of regular birthday threads. I figure I will do this one differently and get some stuff changed around here. I have been here now for 9 years. I have a list of demands that had better be filled ASAP.
1. Custom avatars for members who have been here 9 years or longer.
2. Groups need some love. By love I mean a good rotten shagging.
3. Ban Obi Wan Stevobi.
4. Bring back Zanzibar.
5. Activity feed on mobile.
6. Bring back letters to the Webmaster.
7. Unleash the hounds.
8. Unleash the bees.
9. Unleash the hounds with bees in their mouths that shoot bees when they bark at you.
10. Ban Obi Wan Stevobi
11. Live Twitter Q&A's with studio members.
12. Give us emoticons so I can see Achronos rage.
13. Make an optional Navbar so the old timers can nostalgia correctly.
14. Make the Breaking In news stories about breaking into the employee's house.
15. Steak.
16. A monthly stipend of rum for me and my 9+ year mates for our commitment to this site.
17. Assign everyone a B.net accountabili-buddy. I call Recon.
18. Lastly ban Obi Wan Stevobi.
Feel free to disregard these at your own peril. You have been warned.
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8 RepliesWe probably should assign someone to check up on Old Papa Rich regularly. Maybe all chip in for a Life Alert or something. Also, now that we are all getting older, should probably make a pact to wipe each others' internet search history if one of us kicks the bucket.
