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Edited by I IRONMAN I:
3/17/2014 12:42:25 AM
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You vs a pissed off arachnid (with chainsaw fangs)
You vs a huge, massive pissed off spider. What shalt you do Flood?
Pic with thanks to Vien Quitonm.
- PS. It's about the size of a full grown gray wolf :)
- PPS. The spider defies physics and is unable to be crushed by its weight. Its traits are equivalent to its size >:)
- PPPS. It has chainsaws for pincers (blame TechnoKat for that) >:D
- PPPPS. It is also resistant to Godly toilet paper (carpet brain)
- PPPPPS. It's from Australia, just so you know :P (Derp)
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2 RepliesEdited by Derp: 3/13/2014 10:27:41 AMCome to Australia.
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I would roundhouse kick it in the eyes.
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ahhahaha there o2 levels in hour system wouldn't be enough for it's book lungs and the thing will suffocate
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I'm Australian [spoiler]I -blam!-ing eat that shit for breakfast[/spoiler]
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Good thing I'm also an arachnid with chainsaws for fangs! well im not but the spider doesnt know that
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http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101122181527/monsterhunter/images/8/81/Middle_1226666349_display.jpg Use Daora=I win
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Convince it to see reason and become my ally.
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1 ReplyCall in my Ogre and tear it limb from limb, then smash it with said limbs.
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Nope nope nope, k thnx bai!
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Just walk away and find a new place to live.
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Fa. bu. lous.
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1 ReplyReplace cazador with spider
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30 7.62 rounds
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release it into the wild
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Edited by I IRONMAN I: 3/13/2014 1:02:52 AMMaybe I should make it fire-resistant...
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I'm ready
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Burn it with fire
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4 RepliesClose it's mouth, chainsaw cuts itself in half. Win
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2 RepliesEdited by Ansgar the Dwarf: 3/12/2014 10:06:59 AMI would stun it with my bow i got from bleee and kill it with my AXE![spoiler]Im still a Dwarf.[/spoiler]
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Edited by T3h M4stur Ch33f: 3/12/2014 2:55:54 AMWh0 gr3g? ROFL that ugly fugly dun scar3 me I'll liked his ass I dun fraid n e th1ng. N0th1ng. n0 th1ngs.
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I wonder if anyone here has ever heard of an [i]Amblypygi[/i]?
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I'd send out my Charizard and burn some bitches.
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5 RepliesShoot it with a Plasma Pistol. If it's a robot, I can stun it and relocate. If it's not, then I just shut down it's chainsaws, and also killed it with plasma.
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5 RepliesGet a god-damned shotgun!!! "You eight-legged FREEEAAAKS!"
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I am become nope.
