Here's what happened: I find a hot woman on my bed and she says I -blam!-ed her and gave herr the business If ya know what I mean. But then she said that We gonna be together forever and forever and she's crazy! I ran and now she is looking for me!
HELP! What should I do? It's only a matter of time until-
No! NO! STay awway! AHHH-
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Why would she post it? This is highly implausible.