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Edited by Qwerty:
11/7/2014 9:15:11 PM
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Le thread of random : You guys suck
Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler]
~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler]
[quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub,
Please, sit down and take a number, bub;
Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes
Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes
And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink,
What matters is how incoherently you think,
And even though some think this thread is getting old,
Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold.
So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told
Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler]
SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING!
FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT
0-2000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week!
Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000
Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot
Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour.
Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea
Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us)
Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone
Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture)
Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song?
Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday!
Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive
Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i]
Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke
Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler]
2000-3000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story
Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you
Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title
Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools
Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend
Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King!
Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do?
Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest
Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem
Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler]
3000-4000 posts
[spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got!
Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i]
Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny
Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i]
Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post
Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox
Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox
Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main
Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub
Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler]
4000-5000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes
Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i]
Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i]
Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i]
Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler]
5000-9000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]:
[i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question
Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix
Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts!
Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username
Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler]
Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be?
Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him
[b]Public Service Announcement[/b]:
[quote]Party Hard[/quote]
[i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread:
[quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want
-Greene[/quote]
Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...
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1 ReplyAnother shooting on the southeast side. This a drive-by, mid-day, Outside of the bus stop, by Fuller and Franklin. Or near there. Not far from the park. About a block from where the other shooting was last Month. Or was it last week? Shots were fired from an SUV heading northbound, Eastown, The target a rival but they didn't hit the target this time. They hit a kid we think had nothing to do with it. And I travel backwards through time and space and I disintegrate, become Invisible. I want to see it where I couldn't when it happened. I want to see it all first hand this time. I want to know what it felt like. So I float behind police lines, reconstruct the scene in fragments of Memories. I want to know what his mother looked like up close, I want to see her Leaning over his body. So I float there, transcend time. I want to capture it accurately. I want to know what the color of the blood was spilling out from the tarp Onto the concrete. I want to write it all down so I can always remember. If you could see it up close how could you ever forget how senseless death, How precious life. I want to be there when the bullet hit. And the crowd poured out as the shots drowned into siren sounds, out of There houses now And over front yards, all the way up to the place where the police tape ran To mark the crime Scene. Everybody trying to catch a glimpse of what was happening, Of what was going on between the ambulance and all the cop cars. Everybody gossiping, "Whose kid got hit? Where'd it hit him? And who Could've fired it?" Everybody wondering, "How did it happen again? And is he dead? These Children. Our kids." Everybody wondering how far they were from where the victims lived. And I visit them, their houses. Inside my dream I visit them. My spirit, soaring high and high up over King Park, leaves the crime scene, Travels further back Till far before the shooting, through their windows, to their living rooms. I see them younger this time, playing games and doing homework. All these marks of youth soon transformed coldly into stone for fights and Stupid feuds. For ruins wrapped in gold. And cruelly I recall why I have come: To find a Reason. But There cannot be a reason, not for death, not like this. Not like this. Three days later they made funeral plans. The family. Three days later a mother had to bury her son. Not far away the shooter holed up in a hotel near to the highway with a Friend and the gun. That same gun. He'd fled immediately but was identified by witnesses, his Picture on TV. Only 20 years old, they called him "Grandpa." He was older than the others By a year, Maybe two. And he was safe for awhile until somebody saw him there and notified the Authorities Who surrounded the hotel, first arresting an accomplice while attempting to Flee, Then chasing him up the staircase to the floor where he'd stayed. He closed The door hard Behind him, locked himself in the room. They could've kicked in the door but knew the gun was still with him, One he'd already used and so they feared what he'd do. I floated up through the window of a room to the West. I hovered out to the hallway, tried to listen in. I heard them trying to reason, get him to open the door. His uncle begging and pleading, half-collapsed to the floor. He preached of hope and forgiveness, Said, "There is always a chance to rectify what you've taken, make your Peace in the world." I thought to slip through the door, I could've entered the room, I felt the burden of murder, it shook the earth to the core. Felt like the world was collapsing. Then we heard him speak, "Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself? Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself? Can I ever be forgiven cuz I killed that kid? It was an accident I swear it wasn't meant for him! And if I turn it on me, if I even it out, can I still get in or will they Send me to hell? Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?" I left the hotel behind, don't want to know how it ends.
