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Edited by Jimothy Prime:
3/8/2014 6:52:50 AM
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Ode to Camnator
In a gaming forum populated by lonely, biased, hateful, and uninformed nerds you manage to stick out like a shining beacon of hope. What would this place do without you? Probably descend into madness. But alas, harken to Camnator. He speaks the truth. "420YOLOBlazeit". Weed is the answer. Hemp cures everything. The Government is Satan incarnate. Religion is a lie. Cops are jack-booted thug gangs, they violate your "natural" rights and get paid vacations. He has never gone incoherent, probably because he didn't have a botched lobotomy, squirt. He will die for his right to harass you but he won't defend your right to a pursuit of happiness. Soldier's start wars and kick puppies with down-syndrome and then shoot children and women. We are the only ignorant ones here. You've gone incoherent. Poor people exist solely to take advantage of the unjust welfare system. If you get offended, you are weak. He lives free of corporate control as is evidenced by him playing Halo Wars on Microsoft's XBox and using company-controlled Internet while gagging on Nutella. What are mental gymnastics? He never speaks in the third person. He hasn't made an alt in over two years, but two years ago he made [i]a lot[/i] of alts. I am become Camnator, destroyer of Logic. Booty.
My obsession is pathetic.
[spoiler][quote]Thanks for proving you take this site far too seriously and have no self-control. You really obsess so much with strangers you let me control your emotions? Just sad. I genuinely feel sorry for you now. You're the next one on the meltdown list after Icy now.
You are indeed hateful, lonely and biased. I stick out because I'm not like that. You are extremely uneducated. Learn what harass means, moron. You're a pathetic kid that would infringe on others because you're weak-minded and have your feelings hurt too easily. You take this site far too seriously. Your obsession is pathetic. Why do you care how many alts I have? I voluntarily purchase what I own, are you attempting to make a point? You're only humiliating yourself.[/quote][/spoiler]
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Edited by Eldermyth: 3/8/2014 8:43:04 AMFor everyone who doesn't know who Camnator is I will tell you. He is a creature that lives in the wild, creating new accounts (alts) daily. He is obsessed with the gluteus maximus, it is his favorite part of the body. He searched far and wide to catch these gluteus maximi, on occasion he will create a new account. This new account makes him feel like he has a new identity, for better hunting of the gluteus maximus.
