Pack your bags, lock and load were going in hot!
President Obama has decided to create a floodian task force to take back the Crimea from the Russians, we will begin by liberating the capital Simferopol.
We leave in 24 hours.
Questions?
Edit: Forgot to mention there are about 15,000 heavily armed Russian troops in the region, so we are all probably going to di....I mean succeed, yeah succeed.
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MSF REPORTING FOR DUTY !