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Edited by Raptor:
3/2/2014 10:35:55 PM
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Flood were being deployed to the Crimea!
Pack your bags, lock and load were going in hot!
President Obama has decided to create a floodian task force to take back the Crimea from the Russians, we will begin by liberating the capital Simferopol.
We leave in 24 hours.
Questions?
Edit: Forgot to mention there are about 15,000 heavily armed Russian troops in the region, so we are all probably going to di....I mean succeed, yeah succeed.
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Is the mission still going on?
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I'll bring my dildo
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Packing Checklist: 1. BR55 HB SR 2. Halo 1 pistol 3. Flak Jacket 4. Bandana 5. Shades 6. Kebab Removal Kit
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I'll bring my armor
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1 ReplyEdited by AjaxLovesStalin: 9/28/2014 2:31:48 PMThe Crimean's want to be part of Russia... [spoiler]Get your head out of your ass[/spoiler]
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I bees of ready comrade Sergai.
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*silence over the radio*
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How did the mission go?
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2 RepliesJim, Goji, and myself are assuming tactical command of this operation. Jim will be in charge of psyops and anything that breaks the Geneva Conventions. This includes blasting smooth jazz at ear-splitting volumes at anything that looks Russian. It should be noted that Jim can't differentiate Ukrainians from Russians. Goji will handle the brunt of the assault single-handedly. Given Russia's lack of experience with his kind, he should be fine unless the Japanese show up. I'll handle the stealth unit. We'll be so stealthy that you could swear we aren't even in that hemisphere.
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3 RepliesMSF REPORTING FOR DUTY !
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1 ReplyFor Bungie!
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I won't be going, but have fun guys.
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4 RepliesBut I'm not american I don't answer to Obama
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I have a plan that can get us out of any situation. [spoiler]Shotgun to the face[/spoiler]
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*starts building AA gun out of sand*
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Beware Floodians, you're going up against ze zpetznaz.
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But merh pplz
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2 RepliesI know how to beat them. Call in an Ogre from Titanfall and then proceed to shrek them all.
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1 ReplyYou have my sword
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I'll spawn trap them and snipe them with my shotgun.
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3 Replies*Laughs at American plebeians being drafted*
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Play our war anthem!
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2 RepliesGG Ruskies
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I will call upon Mehrunes Dagon to give the Oblivion.Also,do we get weapons
