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You sure? I heard gays are illegal there, so I naturally assumed they'd arrest you on sight [spoiler]oooooooooooooOOOOoooOooooOoo[/spoiler]
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Nah man. President Putin looks like an alright, smart, and reasonable fellow.
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Yea Im sure Riding Bears is quite the relaxing pastime
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At least he's interesting. Riding a bear without a shirt thru the Russia wilderness sounds like a lot more fun then jogging around the White House with some 71 year old.
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Yea, but the Queen of England trumps all of that
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What about the emperor of the penguins?
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The Senior Seal got him last month, keep up.
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I thought the senior seal had died long ago
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That was his mexican cousin, seníor seal
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Ah, of course. I heard he made one mean enchilada.
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echiladas that killed the echidnia
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Not Knuckles!
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No it was his brother, Kankles.
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That's a relief.
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Yussir
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Pajama llama
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Footsie Alpaca
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Onesie camel.
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Boxer Wallaby
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Pantie gecko
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Commando Cobra
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Cobra commander
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Captain Obvious
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You can save 15% or more by switching to Geico
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Ok, Pvt. Parts