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Edited by Slamnator: 2/27/2014 1:01:13 AM
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Cops Admit: You Don't Have Freedom of Speech

I'd love for one to try and tell me I don't.
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  • Edited by Ingy: 2/27/2014 5:17:33 AM
    So today I went to school and I remembered Camnator's words of wisdom. I shout to my geometry teacher -blam!- you!!!!" "Excuse me?" "You heard me" "Sit down, you punk!!" Then I feel a deep burn within my gut... "THE ONLY PUNK HERE IS YOURSELF!!!!" The room goes silent. The teacher stares into my eyes. I stare back into his. He picks up his things and just leaves. The class broke out in cheers and this hot girl was so glad that she started to kiss me. I was surprised but I didn't fight it. It got to the point where she reached down my pants. Hmmmmmmmmmm Suddenly, the door bursted open and the police stormed in. My teacher followed them with tears on his face. "I-it was h-him. He was the one that harassed me" The police didn't need to hear anymore than that. They went around the room and started beating up kids. The girl who was touching my balls said to me "I'm a guy" She....he kissed my cheek and ran off. The police came to me and dragged me off. Their cruiser was already filled with the kids so they loaded me on to a taxi. Something Something Bel Air

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