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[quote][b]MyNameIsCharlie[/b] - A hypocrite who doesn't stop talking about his retarded son or pothead wife, but will threaten anybody who brings up his precious baby.
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DeclinedA1[/b] - Libertarian dick-tickling polititard. Genuinely believes that allowing big businesses to rule unopposed would result in the general welfare of the people - but it doesn't matter because he's a zitty, loner no-life who works in a -blam!-ing fast-food restaurant.
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Madman Mordo [/b]- An arrogant, misogynistic, victim-blamer who tries to play off occasions where his stupidity is revealed as "jimmy rustling", but everybody knows he only hates women because if he tried to -blam!- them, he would be beaten the shit out of.
[b]Higher Ground[/b] - Carbon-copy of Fox News, only more insufferable. Literally the most self-entitled poster on the website, who contributes by never ceasing to complain about the lack of decent contribution. Also likes to sniff Oldfag Sparkles's ballsack.
[b]Oldfag Sparkles[/b] - A deranged, sociopathic, euphoric transhumanist who loves to argue with whoever disagrees with him even slightly and was banned for threatening to murder a classmate. Faps at every opportunity he gets to rustle some jimmies. Will probably be found circlejerking alongside the other British users or touching his testicles while reading Friedrich Nietzsche.
[b] Le Dustin[/b] - Almost definitely the most prolific alt-user on the site, yet always pins his bad reputation to Sociopaths United, because he's too much of a pussy to accept how pathetic his trolling is. Also sounds like a six-year-old girl.
[b]Mr Psychologist[/b] - A -blam!-ed up individual inspired to help others through psychology, probably as a result of how -blam!-ed up he is.
[b]Smiggles [/b]- A dirty whore who doesn't hesitate to post pictures of her, or her effeminate boyfriend, all over the website.
[b]IchEsseKinder[/b] - An utterly retarded conservative who wouldn't hesitate to stick his cock in Rush Limbaugh's plumbing. Never passes up an opportunity to post anything that will paint the Republicans in a good light.
[b]Edableshoe[/b] - A retard who was caught smoking pot and ruined his even more retarded dream of throwing away his life in order to teach music to autistic kids.
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TrussingDoor [/b]- A no-lifer who would autofellate himself over the thought of Bethesda Softworks; he tries to pass off as somebody with a decent social life, but all of the anti-depressants and anxiety medication must be making him hallucinate things in his mother's basement. [/quote]
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[quote]Le Dustin - Almost definitely the most prolific alt-user on the site, yet always pins his bad reputation to Sociopaths United, because he's too much of a pussy to accept how pathetic his trolling is. Also sounds like a six-year-old girl. [/quote] TOP KEK DUSTIN.