Someone explain feminism (EDIT: a-holishism) to me...
[spoiler]Example: Guy: Honey, can you wash the dishes while I go change the tyres on the car. Fmnst: OMG, you want me to wash the dishes because I am a women, you wash them you lazy pig. Guy: Ok, I'll wash the dishes, and you go change the tyre. Fmnst: OMG, That is a mans job, stop being so lazy[/spoiler] [spoiler]this is a view, not fact and is situation (obviously)[/spoiler]
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What about the emperor of the penguins?
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The Senior Seal got him last month, keep up.
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I thought the senior seal had died long ago
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That was his mexican cousin, seníor seal
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Ah, of course. I heard he made one mean enchilada.
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echiladas that killed the echidnia
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Not Knuckles!
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No it was his brother, Kankles.
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That's a relief.
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Yussir
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Pajama llama
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Footsie Alpaca
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Onesie camel.
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Boxer Wallaby
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Pantie gecko
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Commando Cobra
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Cobra commander
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Captain Obvious
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You can save 15% or more by switching to Geico
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Ok, Pvt. Parts
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That's Major Paine to you cadet!
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Ok Major Pain in the Air Service of Siberia. Imma tell colonel sanders on you
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Put you hand on the wall cadet.[spoiler]HAND ON THE WALL[/spoiler]
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...imma...scoot...away...now
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HAND ON THE WALL